Human Monsters II

Recap(Human Monsters I): 5th August 11:30 --> Bopal Highway --> Cow Accident --> Crowd --> Amar --> Enourmous calls for animal help --> Private Doctor came - repaired - took 1200 --> Cow had tiny relief.

06th August, Bopal - 1:00 am.
1200 in hand and doctor was on his way back to home with free provision of 1 more advice: “Please move cow to safe place”.

Subsequent Duty was before us now.
Find a vehicle which can be used to carry cow to safe place.
1:00 o’clock and finding tempo appeared easy initially with heavy contacts all had but …..
13 calls again and there was no positive response. We attempted all possible phonebook entries who can come around up at 1:00 to help in carrying COW to hospital, but again we're retorted back similarly we had been, while finding a doctor.

CELL START and along with AMAR, I was on the way to find Goods carriages tempo. Intentionally – without permission we entered into one flower godown, owner of which normally use tempo to transport their flower pots and all stuff. Asleep was guy with big tummy open. I at once went through thought of – “Getting Hit by that owner with harsh bad mouthing which we might never have heard of”.Awaking fiend KING at 1:00 o’clock after entering in his kingdom without permission – what an IDEA Sir ji ;) :D . I was by then afraid of what gonna go next.

“Any one’s there?” AMAR yelled.
For 3 minutes, we were under good fate that OWNER was sleeping hard like Kumbhkarna.
“6th Call for help woke him up and right at 4th minute our ASSs were back on FZ(my FZ ;) ), when we also came to know he was asleep drunk :( :( :(. I won’t mention what never heard words he threw on us when he woke up due to Amar shouting for help – it was something expected and we got them CHAPPAR FADKE ;) :D

First idiotic and MAD effort was failed, but as I said - we already had chosen COW against situation. Besides I believe - 2 kinda people happiest in d world. MAD and KID. One should try like MAD to achieve unachievable and once it’s achieved he can enjoys it like KID !!

Time: 1:20 am (IST), 6th August.
Let’s go for second idiotic attempt.
We with utmost conviction in heart started stopping every means of transportation going on highway. We 6-7 people kept checking each &every van, automobile, truck, tempo - if anyone we could catch free to carry COW.We got the one but driver was not ready to help. He was drunk (normally drivers drink before night transport) and he was not sure he could help us. I tried to make him expressively poignant – but it was all in vain as he was intoxicated. We just had to let him go. We all about stopped 15 vehicles in 30-40 minutes and we did not have THE ONE till the time.

Time: 1:45 am (IST), 6th August.
We asked to number of friends who did have transportation occupation in BOPAL itself, if they can’t come we’re ready to drive ourselves but ended up with conclusion - it was our fault to rely on friends even. Someone’s tempo was punctured and someone’s breaks were troubled with. Someone had engine problem and someone had Gear and clutch halted. Concisely - none was concerned to aid that cow in moving it to hospital. FUCKING MONSTERS!!

We also asked to two night duty police guys if they can help us at this time. Instead of help they reverted back with “tum sab ka naatak bahot der se dekh raha hun…marne do na usko…tumhare baap ka kya jaata he?.....ghar jaao nahi to VAN bulaani padegi tum sab ke liye”. I could smell alcohols in their words and we went back with no reply. But honestly – I wanted to kill that Police Guy that moment.

Time: 2:00 am (IST), 6th August.
“We can also drive Auto cycle if we can have it” I said.
“Are u mad? Its ~20 Kms to ride tricycle with around ~250kg of cow.”
“But if we don’t have any other option, we can do this. Do u have any contacts for Cycle which is used for carriage vehicle?”
“But who will drive it?”
“We are 7 people here. Everyone can do it 3-4 Km. each. We will tie rope with Bikes to pull cycle along. One would be needed to handle steering”
“That can work perfectly”.

9898568246- tring tring ….tring …tring……HELLOOOOOO
“Alya Ashok? Tari cycle nu kaam padyu che la? Ek Gaay ne mukva javu che? Accident thayo che ahiya Sardar patel ring road par….”
“atyare?.....atyare nai mel pade Amar saaheb”
“tara bapa ni taal….magaj ni maa na parnis….ahiya lai ne aay cycle..Samarpan complex paase ubho chhu”
“kharekhar kahu chu be….puncture che pacchal na tyre ma”..
“tu puncture vaali lai ne aay…CH*DU na ramadis”…
“shu heran kare che la?”
“bhala maanas aay ne…nahitar pagaar kaapvo padse mare..”

Time: 2:20 am (IST), 6th August.
Ashok and his tempo cycle were with us within 10mins. He's working in Amar’s factory as a delivery guy. Thank god he saved his job ;):D. I was glad that at least we had something to go with and I was all set to – even if it needed very large scale efforts.
But - “God helps to those who help to themselves”. Automobile tempo came along with Mashabhai. Mashabhai one of the RABAARIs, staying in Bopal owning 4-5 Cows and 3 Buffalos. We inquired if this was 1 of 4-5 – but he said NO. Mashabhai came to help us on single call to him at home by Raju(one of among the crowd). HATS UP to him!!
Me and Amar said ALVIDA with humble thanks to Ashok and started to think about how to put cow in tempo.

Time: 2:35 am (IST), 6th August.
7 people and still it took tremendously huge effort to mount COW in 1 by 2 meter place on tempo. It was indeed not easy task to climb COW up. We even failed twice in between but on 3rd shot we did it. Hands got red along with clothes – Blood of COW.
I had immense respite that we’ll make it now within 20-30 minutes to an end!

Disappointing part was - We hit with many fucking monsters again at each step: ALL the friends who suddenly got problem with their transport vehicles, a moron sleeping drunk at flower godown, all truck drivers along with drunken guy who stopped and did not help. But as I said – I mostly wanted to KILL one FUCKING MONSTER among them who said “marne do na usko…tumhare baap ka kya jaata he?”

To be continued as “FINALLY - WE DID IT”