Friday, December 24, 2010

MIRCH


Honestly speaking Mirch is kind of movie I always wait to write about.

21st December, 2010
With zero work on hand, I was forwarding yahoo emails received as a part of Yahoo group subscription. I surfed though lots of emails of hot models, bikini babes and sexy outlooks of actresses. An email came across my fun which in fact din’t, about “YREACH newsletter” which was depicting reviews for few movies including Nagavali, Tron legacy, Nene ambani (telugu movie) and MIRCH.

I only recall last lines for MIRCH after going through review – “This movie is a proof for the changing phase of Indian Cinema which touches the subject of adultery. The movie has high erotic content which does not fall under vulgarity but is a bold attempt.”

Could I have waited then? ;) :D

11 friends were ready within 2 hours for night show at CINEMAX as I did the publicity of sexual stuff of the movie; unfortunately as well as fortunately, all were Boys :D. Booked online tickets and got ready to get warm in thunderstorm cold at night. Reached there before 15 minutes and right at 16th minute we’re inn. Habitually, I was excited to unfold the folded core of the movie, the way boy does it for undressing girl ;) :D.

My Viewpoint on MIRCH:
To start with I have my words – This movie holds offensive concept of exposing feminine sexuality towards society but in all the ways it’s ugly truth that was unrevealed so far in our society. I would add - MIRCH is an artistic movie which does not possess high-budget production and glamorous stars but storyline of the film is very distinctive.

Why I liked this movie?
1. Story is about feminine sexuality which hardly has been depicted before.
2. I found it represented with clever humor to the audience.
3. I must say - The movie is full of attention-grabbing erotic and love-making scenes.

Plot:
Story is about struggling script writer (Arunoday Singh) who is unable to find producer for his script and this is when his girlfriend an established film editor, arranges for him to meet a film producer (Sushant Singh). Though Sushant likes Arunoday’s script, he fears of using the script for the film as he is doubtful about the returns that movie can fetch from the commercial point of view. To give it a captivating touch, Arunodaya puts forward an idea from Panchatantra -

A WOMAN IS CAUGHT RED-HANDED WITH HER LOVER BY HER HUSBAND AND YET, SHE MANAGES TO WRIGGLE OUT OF IT SCOT-FREE.

The above mentioned idea is central substance of the film and there are 4 stories written supporting it. All these stories take a route through the Panchatantra time period to modern day and convey a singular message that – “One can get through impossible situations if logic and wit are used properly.”
Innovative Idea here is – Women cheating men for gaining sexual pleasure from men outside of their married life. Here, women are casted into adultery. Moreover with all the stories, there is trench of humor on how women manages to escape from sin they committed with other men.

The first story, from 'Panchtantra', is of ancient times, where Raima sen is arousing woman having mature sexuality and Rajpal yaadav being portrayed as her husband. Rajpaal yadav to confirm about her wife if is faithful towards him or not, leaves her alone at home on King’s request of service for 15 days which in-fact he does not. He hides himself into home when she goes out, to spy her. With over burned sexual desire she is with Arunadoya now unknowingly her husband is spying her under same bed in same room. Suddenly she gets hint of her husband being there when she is about to burst out with Arunadoy over her desire. “What she does to cripple out of this situation is the fun point of the first story.”

Second story is placed in medieval times where Konkana is married & yearning woman but her husband Prem Chopra who’s old aged KING is uncapable of satisfying her. She founds Arunoday who is honest and truthful but Young guy who works for king. Konkana wants to lose her desire with him and starts hooking him up with help of Ila Tarun. How Konkana sen turns up with Anurodhay besides fulfilling the conditions of his – are smartly written.“The last condition to be fulfilled put by Arunoday is highest point of witty comic sequence of the whole movie.”

When 2 stories are charmed with exact amount of humor in between, Movie picks up the way it has to go on and it needs to be continued in post interval stories also.

The third story post interval is about Shreyas Talpade and her wife Raima sen placed in modern era. Raima sen as a wife possesses intense sexual interest for her husband along with love. Always ready to play with her husband and wants healthy sex relationship with Shreyas. However Shreyas doubts her love one day due to the way she exposes her sexual earnness all time. This doubt becomes turning point of her life and channels her up towards another man who’s painter she founds asking her to be part of his portrait sketch. Shreyas’s own style adopted to spy her wife becomes harsh part of life which her wife uses sharply and cleverly against him when she gets caught up RED HANDED on bed with Arunoday.

Candidly, the forth story is one shot predictable in which KonkanaSen Sharma and her husband Boman Irani accidently meets in hotel room cheating each other. No doubt, there is pinch of humor in this story too, but credit goes to excellent act by Boman Irani. Konkana sen sharma catches Boman(his husband) himself while she goes for extra-marital sex defeating over Boman’s Extra-marital enjoyment. However being cunning wife she manages to get rid of the situation along with achieving faith, money and sex from his husband. Konkana conquers over Boman in script but I must say Boman conquers over her when it comes on performance part.

The fifth one is not the story but the fact of Sushant’s life who just listened to all the stories from Arunoday, which tries to neutralize the effect of all 4 previous stories. This story ends up with positive approach that touches your heart.

Interesting stories all, but the level of interest in those all stories fluctuates radically. Somewhere I read MIRCH refers to as "a celebration of womanhood” which stands true after one comes out of the show. In single sentences I would say it’s smart and witty comedy movie having plot of feminine sexuality; not a serious take on feminism. It is erotic, but definitely not vulgar. I’d seen lots of films dealing with male sexuality, but MIRCH is outstanding work on women's sex desire and that too with humorous take.

Performances:
Vijay Shukla included talented and versatile cast - Konkona Sen Sharma, Raima Sen, Boman Irani, Shreyas Talpade, Arunoday Singh, Sushant Singh, Ila Arun, Rajpal yadav and Prem Chopra.
Konkna Sharma: She’s excellent and enacts her part with flow less performance especially in second story she is able to show K power.
Raima Sen: Raima looks beautiful rather Erotic the way she never looked before. She delivers more through expressions. She makes herself fit perfectly into each story she is part of.
Arunoday Singh: A big portion of the film is pushed on Arunoday Singh's broad shoulders and he stands through it with likable act.
Shreyas Talpade: Sincere performance which comes naturally to him.
Boman Irani: Delivers Short but excellent act that lifts the forth story.

Ila tarun suits in role she is given, Rajpal Yadav does not get much scope, Prem Chopra is good and Tisca Chopra is fiery.


Final Verdict:
MIRCH has two stories in the first half [greatly narrated] and two stories in the second [predictable though enjoyable due to SEX as content]. Fifth one is message giving fact which is definitely likable. On the whole, MIRCH talks about the live issues of sex with the comic flavor very well but with offensive content. Must watch for current generation as some surely’ll be able to connect their life with these stories.
Besides I believe is – It needs mature enough audience to handle the exposed female sexuality on screen. But I will say if audience can laugh on trenched humor exposed behind keeping sex as content, it’s so far so good.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Cultural sense ??? :( :( :(


September 2005,
Manish Sir: What is “||” (pipe) used for in Linux?
jESS: “Pipe” command?
Manish Sir: Is pipe command?
jESS: ?????????????. Sir, It is used to edit the file and print the output in shell.
Manish Sir: Tell me honestly, how much do u know about Linux shell? x-)
jESS: Sir, honestly kahu chhu, I’ve read only 2nd and 3rd chapter 
Mahish Sir: “Tu bahu moto hathodo che. This question is from second chapter itself you duffer” x-)
jESS: :’( :’( :’(

This is how I used to perform during Viva in college.
It’s been for all time fun even if I used to give forged answers in viva. Hardly could I convince faculties as normally I used to make “home production answers” in NIT :D ;). The fact is - I used to study only during semester exams and never picked up book on hand in pre test viva. Some one may ask “how about attending lectures?” – then I must say I was LLB (lord of last benches) of my class being expert and showing unique talent in passing comments to make other classmates LOL :D ;)

Lately I have been giving interviews which are no lesser than vivas to make change in current job, seeking for new challenges (What a fake reason it is! ;) :D) and expecting above 50% hike in salary. Anyways, it’s been good practice in NDTC Pvt. Ltd. on learning various testing techniques, automation testing and improving leading capabilities. In-fact, I was project lead for one small project that came to our company which got terminated within 3 months :( :( :( (Thanks to Dev Team @ATLANTA). But, now for any of the interview, my Job profile is reflected strikingly good and I can show my work as a lead. However, sometimes we can prove ourselves and sometimes we fail to prove. During Last Interview at StayInFront Pvt. Ltd in Gandhinagar – I proved myself and I also failed to prove at same time, but had been one of unforgettable experience of interview :)

9:45 PM,15th November, 2010
I already had granted a Sick leave for appearing in interview next day. Read about testing concepts late night before the day and also did some Database technical which I normally never have worked on, so needed to have at least persuasive answers ready. I am overconfident about my communication where by at least they will pass me in soft skills. I have worked on Automation testing, so I knew it would be extra benefit for interview.

Opened www.google .com and typed “Database interview questions”. One hit and What “Google” rendered me back was no lesser than Rajnikant ;) :D. More than thousands of questions and answers. I just started reading from “What is Database?” ;) :D. I din’t recollect the last question I went through and had been in dreams with nasty girls having playboy role play. Reminded me college exam days:D I’m sure every one of you must have experienced at least once such most happy sleep and unhappy exam; those who’ve not must be “CHATOOR” of 3-Idiots :D.

When I woke up I was already late out of my time. 10 minutes and I was done with POO stuff. 5 minutes more and I was out of shower. Took my shirt on and “One &Only Lucky Formal Trouser” which I wear for every interview(did anyone observe that I missed my inner wear? ;) :D). I had to reach to Gandhinagar, Infocity and I din’t have the address of the company. I logged into Gmail and take out the address on paper from interview invitation mail.

While I was combing, “Ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhit”. I forgot to shave; I was looking no lesser than GABBAR. Unfortunately dint have time by now; hence I compromised with thought that “they need smart guy, not handsome guy ;) :D”. In no time, packed up the interview file which I just had bought paying 180Rs and that ended up to another tragedy – “No copy of single resume in file”. It takes at least 45 minutes on FZ-16(I hardly miss to talk about my FZ :D) driving to Gandhinagar from my home. How would I reach on time – God knows? I had to get print of Resume ASAP; recalled FRIENDS cyber cafe which opens up around 8:00 in morning. Had my Resume on hand now and kicked on towards StayInFront. Touched 100Kmph somewhere in between on highway as I had only 30 mins to reach on time. But worthless………

Had to reach 9:00 sharp and it was 9:16 in my cell. Sony W910i was already showing 2 missed calls from HR of StayInfront.With no permission, went inside the StayInfront and it was decent infrastructure which I didn’t expected. Asked to one of the employee for HR’s cabin and right on 10th second I was inn.
“Hi, I’ve been called up for an interview today.” I spoke as I were to take interview ;) :D
“What’s your name?” asked HR.
“I’m Jasmin. Jasmin Prajapati.” - It’s my style of repeating name.
“Ohhh, I just called you up twice.” said HR with commendable voice.
“Is it?” My eyebrow was up. “Actually, I was waiting outside since 20 minutes and my cell probably is on silent, so din’t get an idea about your call.” I started making them fool right from HR.
She gave me smug smile and asked me to wait outside.

I was observing no. of girls and nature of girls over there thinking on if would they fit in my requirements and from nowhere a guy came to start with initial procedure form to verify weather I fit in their company’s requirements or not. Thank god I got above 60% throughout 10th, 12th and Graduation.

10:00 AM, 16th Nov, 2010 : Interview Level -1
Written exam for English and technical on-paper test. Needless to say I was through. I found English test very easy compared to English that I have command on. Technical test on testing was nothing greater than deriving test-cases from Requirement of client and I excelled in that. Later on I came to know that I got 57/60 for English test. I moved down to next round within 30 minutes where I had to face intuitionally smart guy who can rag me technically.

10:45 AM, 16th Nov, 2010 : Interview Level-2
He started with my introductory part and responsibilities I possess in current company. I started verbalizing all that I had gone through resume again and again with all glibness hold on communication. (I recalled my senior KG “Popat mithu mothu bole” :D :D :D). He was impressed; But then…………

He started with technical questions and initially I also started with technical answers. But when I was wrapped up by the “Twister” of Integration testing concept, I started babbling anything shit out of my words. I knew I was jammed up by him still I continued (may be I was looking for 1 correct statement out of 50). And it came - I was on track after prattling for 10 minutes and I could see his convinced face. Thank God !!

Within 20 minutes he was tired of asking question on same concept. He moved on practical scenarios giving me pen to test. I gave 15-16 scenarios and I got tired, but he did not. He kept saying “One more”…”One more”. He crushed all my oil out of me and moved to puzzles then. I was assured that I also must’ve been new puzzle to him ;) :D :D

2 puzzles he asked and honestly speaking I solved both.
One was ball puzzle and other was Try and Error puzzle. I am good at solving puzzles :) He was impressed by then and I know I was selected. But………

He asked me to tell him something I know about StayInFront and I was DoooooooooooM; rather I said “dint get chance to went through company profile; can you please summarize for same?”- 1st -VE impression.
He said “You seem to be hell loaded with your company responsibilities.”
“Yes, I too think so”
“Is that the same reason you are going to give for being unshaved?”
“:( :( :( :( :(”

He made some corrections in his interview form and I confirmed that he had cut down grades for being unshaved and thunderstruck about company’s knowledge. Though I chatted and asked about company cultures and working environment which might have impressed him over my communication – I thought

11:30 AM, 16th Nov, 2010 : Interview Level-3
This was the level I have posted blog for - if I be truthful. It was an ATTITUDE game for me and Project manager both.
The Project manager called me up for 2 things
1. To negotiate on package :(
2. To criticize me :(

Initially he also started ragging as he never did it in college asking about me, my reasons for change, hobbies, strengths and weaknesses etc. I had all answers ready for him. He also took my blog address “jasminspeaks.blogspot.com” when I told that writing is my hobby. I assured him that he gonna like my blogs. Especially “I loved call girl” and “Extreme Enjoyment @Extreme” ;) :D. I am big show off those who know me already know that :D :D D

“I’ll see” he said.
“So Jasmin I mean jESS, you are asking for ~70% hike in your expected salary. Why so? ”
“I think I deserve it after 3 years of experience and as per potential I possesses.” I blurted out as it was mugged up.
“Okay let’s play business game. Prove me that you deserve it and I will give you what you want.” He started showing himself.
“I think I already’ve proved in interview taken by your technical guy. You may offer me as per my performance.” I avoided ans.
“jESS, I doubt if 30 minutes of interview is sufficient to know potential of any person; so I can’t rely on that.” He kept hold on it.
“That’s what I’m saying. 30Mins are not enough to judge my actual potential. I may worth for 100% hike” ;) B) Nice punch.
“It’s not word game that we are playing. I am giving you 5 minutes to you, speak about yourself and convince me that you worth 70% hike.”
“I started as ………………1st minute………………………2nd minute………………………3rd minute………Done”
I spoke for 3 minutes and I was out of words now. Had he asked me to write about me, I would have given one more post.

“I offered you to speak about yourself for 5 minutes and you could speak for only 2.5 minutes. That too you spoke about what you’ve achieved not about what you worth for. Now you tell me what should I offer? Anyways leave it. Why do you want to change your job?”
“I want to work with new challenges and new technologies which can offer me stable process background and knowledge. Additionally I think that I am not paid as per my potential in my company so salary hike is also a concern.”
“What I think is your company gave you chance to work as leader within 2 years and you are not paying them back.”
“Of course I do and I have paid back for any responsibility they have offered me so far with all commitment towards work”
“That’s you are paying back for salary your company is paying you. Paying back to company is to stay with it for longer time and you are leaving it within 2 years. I could see un-justice to your organization. I could see you concerns to money only once you get ability to lead project and wonderful profile.”
“I don’t think so. I am offering you talent and you need to pay for it. You should see justice to your company”
“jESS, you’re technically good guy but you don’t have CULTURAL SENSE. Anyways, I am offering you 10% hike. Will you work for me?”
“No, not at all” I rejected offer confidently.
“15%?” He raised my market value
“Nope” I said again.
“20% ?” He seemed to be vegetable seller to me.
“I won’t work unless you give me 50% hike” I had to stop this childish negotiation.
“Okay then jESS – 20% is all I can offer you otherwise that is the way for the exit.” He slept me hard I hardly can bare this insult.
“Thanks Sir, I really didn’t know the way out.” :D :D :D

I was out of StayinFront with heavy blows from Project manager that time. I don’t know I proved myself or failed to prove.
But, What I’m still thinking on is “What is CULTURAL SENSE?” :D :D :D Can any one explain?

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Corrupted Veins


Life often behaves a way that we can just stand fool and let the life decide the way. We play safe not because we can not play hard, but playing hard sometimes does not worth the time we spent on it. If I am getting grown up as businessman, why to do which when does not worth to efforts I put on?

Honestly speaking, my all Morals got defeated poorly last month when I caught up by Traffic police at LAL DARWAJA.

I won’t say I have Corrupted veins rather I’ll say – I pumped up 1 corrupted vein that day.

It must not be new for all of you getting caught up by Traffic police and you don’t have license or PUC or Helmet or RC book. In-fact, things turns up one of the mentioned way later on.
1) He asks for fine, you pay it and tear up a Memo for same (legal action).
2) He asks for bribe of 20 to 500Rs and leaves you once you pay them.(illegal action but now a days it is no more lesser than legal)
3) He proves that you committed a traffic policy break up even if you dint and you get agreed to pay for same.
4) He checks for your bags you are carrying and tries to see height of your money and negotiate for bribe accordingly.
5) You beg to traffic police for some time and he let you go with out taking bribe or memo (1-2 % are chances if you really play smart).

What occurred to me lastly is not above, just because My name is jESS and I am not Corrupted ;) :D.

I showed up like BABURAV AAPTE (remember Hera Pheri-1?) having black helmet on when I was going to “A.G. Electricals” for plug holder replacement in electric bazaar on Gandhi road along with Bhavin. I normally put on my bag while going anywhere on FZ as my license, RC book, PUC etc. one can find dispersed in bag itself. (Hardly I can miss to write about my FZ-16, isn’t it? ;) :D)

I could smell the chicken and beef when passed by BHADRA. It really feels strange while eating it in restaurant one can enjoy it with utmost taste and spicy odor but why they felt like vomiting when smell them hanging openly in market?
Only skilled driver can ride bike when you enter GANDHI ROAD; if you drove by this place, you must have realized the deficiency of your driving skill set. It normally occurs getting hit by someone/ vehicle on this way. Funny part is - neither do they care when get hit, nor you care either. Just one or two dodgy expressions/words and you guys move on. In-case u stop for it, others keeps badmouthing you bcoz u stopped their way in such traffic where walking slowly is also big risk. There’s lot to write about this traffic area, but not now :)

We could see many bikes, scooters and autos coming across my way. In-fact on the way we dint see any THHOLO (traffic police) standing up for duty on Saturday eve. We reached the shop and within half an hour we were on way back to home. I was dreaming of having one time food at home once I reach……BUT…..

From nowhere one traffic police came and asked me to park my vehicle on side. I was amazed on why he stopped me? Instantly I started recalling about Number plate, Helmet, License, RC book, PUC and all. Did I make mistake? If yes, what? I was scratching up my mind on what could have gone wrong until that THHOLO came to me and Bhavin.

“Show me your license….”
“Why? Whats wrong?” asked Bhavin.
“You have been driving wrongly on ONE-WAY.”
“Sorry? We dint see any sign for ONE-WAY on this road and in-fact other people were also driving across my direction when we were heading towards Electric Bazaar on this road.” I grumbled.
“They were also driving wrongly on ONE-WAY, the only difference is - We were not here at that time” THHOLO said with slight anger in voice.
“But at least we should be noticed on that for ONE-WAY by some sign of board”
“Ch#*@ye, have you been first time on LAL DARWAAJA? Get me your license, I need to check it.”

I opened my wallet to show him license and he could see 30Rs in my wallet. (Do I sound like beggar?)
Thank god he dint check my bag – I had more than 12000 Rs in bag. (Now, who do I sound like? ;) :D )
I thought License verification will be enough and he’ll let me and Bhavin go.

“This is Duplicate license. Show me original one.” He spoke carelessly without even looking at license.
“Sirji, This is Original License. Look at it at least once.” I said firmly.
“In-fact I have RC book and PUC along with me, if you need to see” I spoke before he asks me.

Now he was not in position to charge me over anything missing; hence we were relaxed but we get screwed right when we think we have figure it out (remember Chetan Bhagat?)…..........

“Take out 100 Rs.” He said in low but forceful voice.
I was dumb at the moment.
“But we have all the things you need for verification and also we dint hit any accident. We are driving safely. What money you are asking for?” I had to pitch in this way.
“Fine for driving on wrong side on ONE-WAY”
“But there’s no signal of Sign board. You show me the sign board and I will pay your fine. In-fact if you had to ask fine for ONE-WAY drive, why did you check out my license and all? ” I was getting involved now.
“Okay, collect your license from court after paying 350 Rs” and he started walking.

I was pointlessly stopped and asked for fine and when I denied they proved that I committed crime and took away my license. It really dint come anything in mind to work upon. But I was confidently sure on not paying him single penny. Why the fuck would I pay for nothing? Uske baap ke paise he kya? x-)

“Give him 30 Rs and he’ll let us go” said Bhavin.
“What? Should I pay him for nothing? …. I will not…”
“Understand the situation and don’t be emotional. Think practically that u will have to pay 350 at Court if you want your license back.”
“I will pay 350 at court and that is fair for me. But I will not pay him single Rupee”
“You’ve gone mad. You ain’t know nothing. You keep 30 Rs ready I will convince him for 30 Rs. Trust me..” Bhavin said assertively.
“You don’t have to convince him. I will not pay him and that’s for damn in no doubt. This guys are corrupted bcoz we pay them this way.”
“So what will you do? Tell me….Do you know “GHANTO BAVAGI NO” about corruption?”
“I will stay here and ask him to give back my License. In worst case I will take it from court paying 350.”
“What the fuck sheet you want to prove? You can not pay 30 Rs to him for nothing and you can pay 350 at court for nothing. Play smart. OK. This is not as easy as you think. ”
“I will play hard then.”
“Go and f#*k you’re Ass. I will pay 30 Rs. for you. You can give me 350 if you want.”
“You don’t have morals Bhavin, But I do”
“Learn it ASAP, Business does not count on morals. He’s not doing his job, he’s doing his business.”
“And I am doing my job at this moment; you can do your business whatever you want.”
Without word, he went to another OLD HAWALDAR who could be in his 60s and called him to me. HAWALDAR asked me to pay 50 Rs and he’ll convince that Traffic police, but I won’t get memo for same. I just thought why Bhavin is not HAWALDAR; as he was also trying to convince me.
“We have only 30 Rs you can check wallet if you want. We just purchased book and paid them” said Bhavin and opened my bag partially to show the books. (Thank god I also keep novels with me). “Please try to convince him in 30 Rs. We have License, PUC and all….We are also students and doing part time job to purchase books and fees of college….etc ” He continued without thinking about my FZ-16 :D :D :D.
I must say he was dufferly playing smart. Thanking god again and again that HAWALDAR was also duffer which in-fact he was not .

He called up that traffic police in no moments and compromised him with 30 Rs. Bhavin paid 30 Rs, got my license back and that THHOLO was out of the air. I dint say single word till my license was with me. But now it was my turn.........

“Uncle, don’t you think that you took 30 Rs dishonestly? Ask to your heart, should u take this money or not?” I did biggest mistake asking this question to 60 years of experience.

“Don’t act smart asking this so politely and trying to sound Shahookar(honest). I have got thousands like you in my life. Had you not paid 30 Rs, you would have lost license worth 1500. It normally takes maximum 300 Rs to have license in legal way including your transport expenses, but I am sure that you had it via paying to Agent who makes you have it sitting at home without going RTO. Over RTO you can not stand in lines of hundreds of people to get license and you convince yourself to pay 1200 extra bugs to some cheater Agent, and when we take 30 Rs of yours, you thinks that we have fucked you :D :D. You guys are already fucked up before…Ain’t you?”
“What do u think, how would you get your license back from Court if u don’t pay 30Rs?” that OLD IS GOLD asked me.


“I don’t know…”

“Exactly, you really don’t know how to get it back and how much it will take to get license back. How does it sound that you pay 350 Rs in court and still you never have your license”

“what ? Dint get you….”

“You will pay 350 at court and court will give you receipt to show it to RTO. We send your License to RTO and RTO will give you license back once you show them receipt. But think on part where your license does not reach to RTO :)

“But why license won’t reach to RTO?”

“My boy, we have more than 25000 such licenses which never reached to RTO and got lost in between, but the fact is we never sent them to RTO. Who will take this responsibility - None. RTO will keep telling you that they dint receive your license and you will go to court again. Court will ask you to come down to us and we will say “WE ALREADY HAVE SENT IT TO RTO :)”.

I was speechless, thoughtless and moral less then. What could I have said?
He just put his hand on my FZ, looked at Bhavin and said “Nice Bike, Give me part time job which can buy me such bike ;) :D :D.” He laughed and went away.

I don’t have any conclusive part on this incidence, but it keeps pinching my mind that: How can Corrupted Veins be f#*ked up until they get wiped out? Unfortunately next thought was : I hung up with only 1 corrupted guy but we have more than 100 carores people in India :(